February 2010
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January 2010
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Joke
So this guy needed to use the restroom after eating a beef burrito. He drives everywhere looking for a restroom with no luck. Finally, he finds a restroom in the middle of no where. He goes in and immediately sits down.
As he takes care of his business, he notices that there is no more toilet paper. Instead, there is a HOLE with a sign above it stating:
“IN THE EVENT THERE IS NO TOILET...
Fact
I am a hopeless romantic. I am a very happy person. I smile even though things are sour. I do this because I am pretending. I smile long enough that I forget that I am pretending— eventually it will lead me to just continue living life with a smile and forget the small sour moments of my life. I secretly wish I was Batman. I am a professional singer; only behind the shower glass. My favorite...
I am now scared that I know this. Thanks, Choy.
doseofisms:
epistemophobia- fear of knowledge
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As I look back at 2009
The New Year has finally arrived. As I raised my glass and cheered with the friends and family I celebrated with; I questioned why we were cheering or celebrating such event. With the New Year comes new resolutions. If not a resolution, then a reminiscent thought on how to improve our current situations. 2009 blessed me with many wonderful opportunities and events that I was able to participate...
“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– Anonymous (via doseofisms)
